In which I don’t really do this anymore. I used to read in bars all the time. Paper books in the day, then Newtons, PDAs, eBook readers, phones and Kindles. Most bars have at least some comfortable seating with a reasonable amount of light, and they have drinks, too, of course. Nothing better than a […]
In which I have a morbid new approach that really seems to be working. I have developed a new litany. Whenever there’s A Sensation my mind desires to become frightened of, I tell it this: You have a fatal, untreatable, inoperable disease. You are dying, and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. You’re bound […]
In which it’s just random vacuous noise about the outer, but in my inner life weird shit is going on. Jai Ma! We went out to dinner yesterday at Little Tijuana. Tostadas! Today, I received new bath things! Before: (That is a color picture. Honest.) After: Way more teal than I expected, but hey, it’s […]
In which we’ve been trolled. In the middle of the night, the apartment suddenly exploded with white dust. It was probably between 2:30 and 3 in the morning. We were still up and the lights were on. There were three fans running, so it was everywhere, instantly. My guess is that some asshat stole a […]
In which there’s yum. So today I made pinto beans, brown rice, enchilada sauce, salad, and spicy crumbled tofu, and here it all is assembled into a meal on a plate. Electric pressure cookers are amazing for making beans and brown rice, by the way. You can do beans from dry in 35 minutes and […]
In which a man suggests that women and men are, in fact, different. And gets fired for it. Isn’t there evidence that males tend to cluster, intellectually, more toward genius or idiocy, whereas females tend to cluster toward average? If so, this means that while there are, of course, both genius and idiot women, it […]
In which this is my first meal of the day, so it’s breakfast! Pink pinto soup and a brie sandwich on baguette. I didn’t get up until nearly four o’clock this afternoon. I was supposed to have gone to meet my aunt for lunch, but I was still asleep when she called around eleven-thirty, and […]
In which I’m not very good at this stuff. My aunt is in town and offered to take us out to dinner tonight. I picked the restaurant closest to her hotel and it turned out to be kind of expensive, so I thought, hell, I never leave the house, and we’re going somewhere nice. Maybe […]
In which I tell you how it felt to run medium-distance sprints as a tween. I have never enjoyed exercise. I remember being in junior high school on the track team. Sucked at sprinting, sucked at distance, so they put me on the 200 meter. It was miserable. I could not figure out what in […]
In which I deleted them, because fuck it, amirite? I live in Minneapolis. People get shot and killed by cops here. The other day, a white woman got shot and killed by a black cop. The mayor’s tweeted concern and calls to action several times since. Out of curiosity I did a couple of searches, […]
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