Good news! You are no longer what you eat. You are what’s on your playlist. (Whew. I was getting tired of being a Taco John’s potato ole bravo, no meat, add onions. It’s much better being an eclectic mix of soul, R&B, funk, and superpop.)

First of all, I’m pretty pleased with my outfit today. I’m doing a bit of a pink-and-black thing: black babydoll tee (it says “No, I will not fix your computer“), a pink sweater, a black skirt with pink polkadots, and black pants under the skirt. And I’m fairly blonde, too, from highlighting my hair the […]

Today’s search engine strings: ttc blinkies – wisbar advance themes – periomenopause – pussy of color – huge pores – ping osx – mix pussy – matrix sanskrit – free blinkies – cobalt pop lock – tricked out saturn – chaz palmieri The last two I do not understand at ALL. I mean, the only […]

My GOD I want a big pipe. (That means high-speed DSL, you perverts – I’ve already got ready access to the kind you were thinking of.) (Well. By “access” I mean as long as it’s ungodly early in the morning, or in the twenty minutes between dinner and and Brett’s bedtime at, like, eight.) I’m […]

68% of the people who have visited this site in the past week are USING WINDOWS XP: L10: Browser/Opsys Results Startling. Shocking. Like, wow. I think I’m gonna buy a Mac. Seriously. Maybe a Mac mini, even. Yes! (It’s cool, it’s basically *nix, you know.)