What the FUCK is beeping in here?! Some device in the basement – or maybe the data center – has been saying, “Ding-ding! …ding-ding!” every eight seconds ALL DAMNED DAY.

It sounds exactly like the alarm I use on my PDA. I keep thinking I’ve overslept. Argh!

It’s 5:15. Screw you guys, I’m going home.
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