Sometimes, when it’s Thursday afternoon and dull and rainy out, you need a treat.

I just walked across the alley to Mi-T-Mart and totally induged in an afternoon snack from hell: a Heath bar and a Starbucks Double Shot. OMFG, it’s amazing how good two-bucks-and-change can taste!

Now, Double Shot is a strange tasting beverage. It’s not normal, and it certainly doesn’t taste like espresso with cream and sugar. It tastes like espresso with carageenan, skim milk, and corn syrup sweetners. But I like it in spite of all that, and even with my texture issues I think it has a “thick and creamy” mouth feel.

What I’m trying to say is BOY DO I FEEL PICKED UP AFTER ALL THAT CAFFIENE AND SUGAR! FUCKING HURRAH!