In which there’s local news.

“Red Monkey downtown lounge opening Saturday. Ten TVs, a disco ball, VIP lounge, food, drinks and great vibe. 25 W. Alder.”

(3:52:19 PM) DslVelcro: hmm
(3:52:56 PM) mushlette: Ten TVs and a disco ball.
(3:53:00 PM) mushlette: WTF
(3:53:06 PM) DslVelcro: wonder what that is like
(3:53:20 PM) mushlette: it’s not even open yet and it’s confused about what kind of place it is
(3:53:33 PM) mushlette: Ten TVs = sports bar
(3:53:38 PM) mushlette: disco ball = hipster club
(3:53:45 PM) mushlette: both = Iowa
(3:53:51 PM) DslVelcro: lol

But zOMG, the menu [pdf] has portabello burgers on it! And caprese panini! And the place is on the very block I work on!

I’m totally going there ASAP, because no one loves disco balls and TEN GOBLINBOXES HANGING FROM THE CEILING IN CAGES as much as your intrepid narrator.