I am now having to post how you found this site keywords as an image, because when I type things like “naked pussy” into an entry, it just increases some poor porn surfer’s chances of ending up here. (PEOPLE! STOP SURFING FOR PORN WITH MSN SEARCH! THAT SEARCH ENGINE SUCKS! You’ll just end up here, and THERE’S NO PORN HERE!) (Although you’ll be even more likely to end up here tomorrow, since now I’ve typed the word “porn” three, er, FOUR times now. Snort!)

Anyway, my favorite thing in the world: it’s today’s installment of how you found this site.