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gobbie

n., slang. Any kind of device (computer, PDA, cell phone, GameBoy, iPod, or television) that relentlessly sucks up all of your time and attention. If you're reading this, you're utilizing a goblinbox right now. You might even have a S.O. who wishes you weren't pasted to the goblinbox who's hollering, "Turn off that blasted goblinbox and come to bed this very instant!"

VD and Xmas! In the same weekend!

In which that’s Valentine’s Day, not ‘venereal disease.’ Sheesh!

Friday night, Teh BF and I went out for Mexican food and Becca dropped by and ate with us. Then we went to our separate homes to sleep; me because I had chores to do the next day, and him because he works on Saturdays.

Saturday, I cleaned the bathroom. My aunt & uncle arrived.

Saturday night, my BF took me out for sushi! It was really, really yummy.

VD Sushi

Afterward, we crashed at his place but since we were both in Combat Sleeper mode it wasn’t the blissful night’s sleep we usually enjoy together. (He even bailed and slept on the couch for a few hours.) There was a lot of flailing and snoring and we both had bad dreams. Weird, huh?

Sunday, we went to my house where all the local relatives – two more aunt & uncle sets, plus some cousins – descended upon the house and we all had Christmas in February.

And pizza! And I got a killer fleece bathrobe!

Dave, Blue, Gale, Reva, Sue, G'ma

I made this cheesy video for my mom, because she lives in Wyoming or something and rarely gets to attend family events, and my brother made this one. Yes, I have a big awesome noisy awesome family!

Sunday night, Teh BF and I went over to my (local) aunt & uncle’s house and had dinner and played pinochle. My uncle and I kicked their asses! And I got leftovers out of the deal, which I used for my lunch today:

Bento #44: Leftovers

Overall, it was a lovely weekend. I love it when my family gets together, even if they are loud and exhausting! Conclusion: Christmas in February = bathrobes and pasta.

It’s 2009!

In which we were out of town for 26 hours and it was HELLA FUN!

Teh BF asked our employer if we could leave at six o’clock on New Year’s Eve. Our employer agreed! So we checked the weather, talked it over, and then gleefully took mmmFiber up on her offer to overnight at her place in Portland for New Year’s Eve.

Of course, I was stuck on the phone until 6:17, but we were pulling out of the BMI parking lot at 6:21. We made the trip in three and a half hours, and arrived at Adie & Adam’s a little after ten. They gave us champagne, we changed, Adie gave me a cute hat, and then we went out. They live right near Alberta street, which has several blocks of cute stores and pubs.

We went to four different bars, stopping at a couple of them a second time on the walk back home. We got drunk and rambunctious and hollered “Happy New Year!” to complete strangers. We discovered “the Alberta”: a cocktail made of lemon, orange, vodka, and lime juice muddled with fresh basil. I made Teh BF buy me a blingy ring from this awesome hustler chick (I thought she was awesome because (a) I was drunk, and (b) she was, like me, wearing fucking Crocks in Portland. In the rain. Like an idiot. Who the hell wears shoes with HOLES IN THEM in Portland?!) that we’d met on the walk from one bar to another. Then he ordered me some awesome black bean nachos because we were drunk and had not had dinner.

We went back to the house and drank more and talked and played with the dogs – they have two terriers, a Schnauzer and a Cairn – and hung out until the wee hours of the morning.

Six hours later we were up again. After coffee we went to the Chapel Pub for bloody marys and brunch. Then we took the light rail downtown and stopped at the Thirsty Lion, mostly to get out of the rain. Then we took the train back to the car, and the car back to the house, where we watched an episode of Red Dwarf.

Then we collected our stuff and Bindu and drove home. Whirlwind 26-hour vacation! Whee! I HAD DO MUCH FUN OMGWTFBBQ.

Back in W2, we pulled into the driveway, marched right down the stairs, and held the couch down until bedtime. I slept like a rock last night.

Christmas Goodies

In which I tell you what I got for Xmas!

Christmas day was fun. I slept in, which is always awesome. Then I vacuumed the living room, helped G’ma with food preparation, set up the card table and found chairs. Around 1:30 the family showed up.

Presents!

We ate, opened gifts, and then had dessert. It was a lovely afternoon.

Behold the awesome goods I received:

  • a cute hand-crocheted hat
  • a wallet
  • a Dalek cell phone charm!
  • a gift certificate for a cut & color with my stylist
  • a towel and some bath soak
  • an Amazon gift certificate
  • $15 cash
  • a bag of food: pasta, brownie mix, candy, and more
  • a salad cook book
  • a gift bag with pens, oranges and cookies

A pretty awesome haul, methinks! Apparently there will be more when we see the rest of the family; G’ma said my aunt Sue has her gift for me, and my cousins and other aunt & uncle will probably show up at some point for belated gift exchanges. The damn weather kept half the family from coming to Walla Walla, so we still have a big pile of unopened gifts for them under the tree.

Which means we get to have Christmas AGAIN later! Yay!

How’d you all make out? Anybody get anything really wonderful?

Update: Also got a bitchin’ solar system poster from ThinkGeek!

National Dead Turkey Day

In which I had a Thursday off.

On Thanksgiving I did the following:

Slept in.
Got up.
Hung out with Sue & Blue.
Demonstrated my iThing for my aunt Sue.
Showered.
Got dressed.
Rode to Dave & Reva’s in my bro’s truck.
Ate black olives. A lot of them!
Had a glass of white wine.
Took cell phone pictures.
Ate a couple of deviled eggs.
Filled my plate.
Ate.
Visited with family.
Played with my iThing.
Had more white wine.
Went home.
Charged my iThing.
Napped.
Went bowling with my bro and teh BF.
Bowled a 169 game!
Went to the Blue.
Had two cocktails with my BF.
Went home.
Tried to go to bed.
Got up and had a smoke with my brother.
Went back to bed.

I am of course thankful for my family, my friends, my health, and my job, but mainly I’m thankful for the fact that in the weeks leading up to yesterday I was neither a turkey, a pig, nor a lamb.

I don’t post much ’cause I’m too busy doin’ stuff

In which I tell you somethin’ really gross!

My brother rolled into town last weekend so Kaje and I have been busy dragging him ’round with us, getting him acclimated and introducing him to everyone. We took him out for drinks on Monday, and again on Wednesday, and again on Friday.

My employer had me switch desks again – this is my fourth desk in ten months – and work felt all new and different last week. Now I’m directly across from Kaje so I can throw things at him. We’re thinking of buying Nerf guns so we can shoot each other, or maybe an R/C Dahlek so we can use it to pass notes. Hell, maybe both! We’re at opposite ends of a hallway, in niches that weren’t really designed to be workspaces but into which desks fit. And since Kaje has the highest close rate in his department and I have the highest call numbers in mine, we can probably have the occasional brief Nerf war without getting into too much trouble.

Last night we had a super fun night: I fed Kaje his First Sushi Ever (from here, which is an okay but not brilliant sushi bar), and then we all went to a big party out in the country. Dogs, kids, bonfires, roasted corn, and live music! In the country! My brother and I played with RB and two other guys I didn’t know as soon as we arrived at the party around nine. A woman walked up to me between songs and offered to be my stalker. (I agreed, natch.)

Kaje used to work at this particular farm, so he dragged me around all the outbuildings and told me stories. We ended up having s’mores and wine with the property owners, and when we got back to the party proper Jayrob was playing with Feedback. I sang a little more. We hung out with all kinds of musicians. Jayrob found a bass player he really grooves with. I kissed on Les S. and Mikey because those boys are adorable. There was lots of stumbling around in the dark and laughing.

Ironically, both Feedback and quite possibly my own band suddenly find themselves looking for a drummer the self same week my brother rolls into town. Jayrob might be stuck here in Wallyworld if he doesn’t watch hisself.

After the party, we – Kaje, myself, Jayrob – went to Shari’s for breakfast with Becca and D. Here’s the gross part I promised you: after we’d all finished eating and were just sitting around making small talk, I built a ‘sandwich‘ of leftover food. In order: slice of marbled rye, a leftover piece of vegetable omelet, Tabasco sauce, grape jelly, a slice of onion, a slice of tomato, lettuce, yellow mustard, an entire packet of Sweet’n'low, another slice of rye, and a serving of half & half creamer. We stuck a frilled toothpick in the thing, and then I sliced it in half. D, for no apparent reason whatsoever, decided to pick one of the halves up and bite into it. We were all totally freaked out; there was no dare, no money on the table! He just did it all on his own!

And he swallowed. Boys are crazy. Srsly.

Kaje and I crawled into The Taco around three in the morning, and slept until noon.

Today’s Sunday drive involved buying two dozen ears of corn from a farm in Milton-Freewater, and then heading south to a nice little park. I got stung by a bee, which sucked; but I didn’t go into shock, which means I’m still not allergic to them. After the drive I bought a floor lamp at Walmart to put next to my desk at work next week. The fluorescents over my desk may ‘mysteriously’ quit working sometime after everyone else goes home for the night.

Tomorrow, three new employees start at my place of work. I expect management to be so preoccupied with them that all hell will break loose, and I will probably be overworked and mildly aggravated. Doubly so for Kaje, since he has to do some of their training because they’re all in his department. It’s been hella busy around there lately, and taking people off the phones to deal with the new recruits probably means I’ll be buried.

Good thing I prefer being busy to being bored!

Right now I’m eating chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

Next weekend my aunt Peggy is coming to visit, and my band will be playing the Pepsi stage at the county fair on Sunday. Oh, and I bought myself a new (well, refurbished) PPC last week, so it should be waiting for me when I get home from work on Tuesday. Yay!

Aunts and Uncles and Cousins, Oh My!

In which Xmas day was super plus fun!

Xmas 2007Christmas Day totally rocked.

It’s been years since I’ve celebrated this holiday with my blood family, and it was really great to be at Gramma’s house with a whole passel of aunts and uncles and cousins and their spouses and parents. We ate dinner mid-afternoon, then Dave went to get his kids and we opened gifts around three in the afternoon.

Yes, I said three. Three! In the afternoon! It took forever to get to the present-opening; I thought I was gonna die. (I got cute red jammies from Gramma, two gift certificates, earrings, coffee, mugs, candy, and lots of other fun stuff. It was awesome.)

My band wanted to record a demo that afternoon, but I didn’t go. While their enthusiasm is awesome, as far as I know we don’t have even three songs worked out yet. The idea is that we need to slap together a demo and start booking gigs so that we will have a reason to practice… we’re all people who write papers the night before they’re due, I guess.

In completely unrelated news, I have a dental appointment on January 2nd. Yay! I need to get my teeth cleaned so bad it’s disgusting, but this particular office didn’t let me make an appointment for a cleaning – I have to got through their evaluation and intake crap first, and get x-rays. They’d better get me back in the next fucking day, though, because I think my teeth are so plaque-ridden that I’m running a low-level infection in my gums. Which is totally gross, and which makes my mouth taste like tin foil, and which makes my tongue all white and gross when I wake up every morning. I’ll probably need another planing and scaling, which is expensive and takes four visits, but which keeps one’s gums from receding and leaves one’s mouth pristine.

First the uterus. Then the teeth. Next, the eyes. Eventually I’ll be practically normal!

Turkey-Lurkey

In which I relate the story of the holiday.

Wednesday night it was dead as hell at work, but nine o’clock eventually arrived. I closed up, set the alarm, and once in the parking lot jumped into my brother’s waiting truck.

We went to a bar. We went to another bar. We went to a third bar, where we sat in with the band and completely shredded a blues chart. Then we went home and hung out in my room, playing my guitar and being drunk. I finally went to bed around four-thirty, but Jay-rob Jethro stayed up all night.

When I got up around ten-thirty the next day, Sue & Blue and Kathy & Gale were all here. (Sue and Kathy are my aunts and were raised in this house.) At a quarter after one we headed over to Dave & Reva’s (Dave’s my uncle) for Thanksgiving dinner. The mashed potatoes were amazing; Reva used to own a catering business and can cook. (She also made a spinach salad just for me, the family’s only vegetarian.)

Eventually Jethro and I came home to Gramma’s house, where we both went to bed early. Well, he went to bed early; I had to eat more mashed potatoes first. Mmm, garlic.

Friday I had to work. Again, it was dead, and I was lucky if I took four calls an hour. Nine o’clock took forever to arrive, so to pass the time I not only upgraded WordPress (you may have noticed the ‘box was down for awhile last night) but got Jethro to buy himself a domain name so he can start blogging about beer. I can’t wait ’til he gets some content happenin’!

Since it was Friday night, after he picked me up we went to The Mill and had a couple of drinks. I also had a Gardenburger and fries. We stood outside near the fire. We talked about geek shit, working in call centers, and about being the support deities we are. Then we went to Safeway for a 6-pack, and then we returned to the house where we spent the next few hours in the front room messing around with Gramma’s computer.

First we put in a NIC card so she could use my DSL rather than the long-distance dial-up she’s been using. Then we downloaded drivers for the card off the ‘net onto the laptop, but I had to go find a floppy (I only had one – an old ’98 boot disk) to transfer the files. Gramma’s machine decided it wanted a Windows system disk before it would deign to install the NIC card drivers, but of course I have several of those.

Then we updated AVG but that was a nightmare; the thing has only has 32 mb of RAM and sounds like it’s grinding coffee because everything has to be written to disk. Even with 256k DSL connection it took an hour to download the virus app update; the thing simply doesn’t have enough memory to do anything.

Eventually Jethro decided he’d just move Gramma’s hard drive into my old rig (the one our dad sold me several years ago). I’d pulled the hard drive out two years ago (I use it in a USB enclosure as auxiliary storage for my laptop), so the rig was just sitting in the attic being full of Iowa dust. I went to bed at two-thirty and left him to it.

At four-thirty, the little bastard woke me up from a dead sleep to show me a photo he’d found of our grandfather. The image looked like it was of Jethro himself: he looks exactly like Grampa did in that picture. Pretty neat, but I didn’t get back to sleep until the sun was fully up. (Brothers? Are evil.)

At nine-thirty this morning, Gramma woke me to tell me she was headed off to the clinic and to the grocery store. Ten minutes after she left I finished waking up and thought, “Well, I’m a total shithead. The woman’s headed to the doctor on a Saturday, which means she’s not feeling well at all, and I didn’t even offer to drive.” When she got back she had groceries and a ten-day supply of antibiotics; apparently a little vein in her calf had ruptured and the area was infected. She says it feels like a deep bone bruise, and she’s taking Advil for the next ten days along with her anti-Bs.

We put the groceries away and I made broccoli-cheddar soup and she made a lunch meat sandwich and we sat and ate lunch together. Then I did dishes, started laundry, and broke down the cot in the stateroom and put away the bedding. I helped Gramma wrap a Christmas gift. I cleaned my room. I transferred laundry to the dryer. I went into the front room (where Jethro is still asleep) and retrieved my laptop. Did more laundry.

Now I’m thinking I’ll watch a DVD. I have four borrowed from Reva and one from Netflix that all need to be watched. Later, we’ll all have breakfast for dinner: eggs, hash browns, and sausage (veggie sausage for me, natch!) because that’s what Gramma has a hankerin’ for.

Jethro says he may hang around for a few days because Gramma needs X-mas lights hung and her gutters cleaned and he’s currently unemployed so doesn’t have to rush back to PDX. Yay! (Brothers? Are awesome.)

JCGB – Private Party

Sunset to Sometime Much Later
Ottumwa, IA

Gig: JCGB: Nick & Joie’s

2007-06-21 20:00

@ Nick & Joie’s in Ottumwa, IA

Gig: JCGB: Hickory House

2007-06-19 20:00

@ the Hickory House, 500 W Burlington Ave, Fairfield, IA

Gig: JCGB: Riverside

Opening for Blues Traveler @ Riverside Casino in Riverside, IA. [info]

Practice: Vox

2007-06-14 17:15

@ Jonas’ house

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